Here is a typical conversation between Zac (6.5) and Calvin (4.5):
Z: "Hey, let's play Hungry Hippos!"
C: "OK, let's!"
"Oh cool, I'm winning..."
"No, I'm winning..."
"No, *I'm* winning, because your hippo keeps dropping its balls"
"No, *IIIIIIII'm* winning, because your hippo keeps vomiting its balls"
"You know, when hippos vomit, there's a lot of vomit"
"Yeah, and it's really stinky"
"How do you know?"
"I know, because it stinks"
"Well, your hippo is vomiting now too"
"I wiiiiin"
"No, I win"
"NO, I WIN"
"NO, *IIIIIIIIIII* WIN"
"Grrrrr....."
"Yaaaarggggghhh!!!!......"
From sublime to degenerate in three easy steps...
What I want to know is where they learned their Hippo biology. I certainly did not teach them about Hippo vomit!
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